Wal-Mart Face

A mug with no distinguishable or unique characteristics, peppered with a tinge of redneck flare. Not ugly enough to remember, but far from attractive.

Did you see the chick in the blue shirt? Talk about a Wal-Mart face.

by Nicky ThreeFiddy G. October 23, 2008

Wal-Mart

The world's largest (and cheapest) retail chain. To keep its costs low, this place has shitloads of security cameras, security alarms, and a "restricted item list" (super glue, razor blades, etc.). Wal-Mart doesn't give a fuck if your car gets damaged by a shopping cart. Also note that this place doesn't sell CDs with "Parental Advisory" stickers on them.

I went to Wal-Mart today and was watched by hundreds of security cameras. I bought a Korn CD (edited version) and replacement heads for my Norelco electric shaver, which showed up as a "restricted item" at the checkout. The alarms beeped as I left the store because the dumb-ass cashier didn't deactivate the security device on my Korn CD. The side mirror of my car fell off because it was hit by a shopping cart. The mother-fucker at the service desk said, "We are not liable for vehicle damage caused by carts."

by Your Grandpa November 28, 2004

Martha

the single most amazing red-headed girl to walk the face of this earth. she can make the rain to into small balls of fire. she is all of the following.
amazing, funny, gorgeous, better than Amie, all around epic girl that everybody should get to know.
also my best friend so HAH :DD

everybody needs a Martha in their lives <3

by ickyvicky117 July 26, 2011

god-mart

A broad appeal mega-church that typically has thousands of attendees at a weekly service.

Sorry I'm late, traffic was horrible. I didn't realize god-mart was getting out or I would have taken the other way.

by GregZILLA! April 22, 2010

Brown Wal-mart Plastic Bag

When Some Has Explosive Diarrea And Shits On A Wal-Mart Bag

Oh I Drank To Much Last Night At McWolf's Pub And I Brown Wal-Mart Plastic Baged!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

Tracey martel

Tracey martel (trixie mattel) is a questionable (jk I love her) drag queen who is known for OH HONEY SOUNDS LIKE MY FRIDAY NIGHT HONEY and start alongside That German Bitch (katya, who I met today and miss fame shouted the word GLUE at me and bendelacreme likes my nails)

Wow, that Tracey martel sure has a suspicious tuck!

by Traceyfan666 August 18, 2018

Wal-Mart

The cheap-ass place that is always full of fuckin rednecks every fuckin time i go to the fuckin store! This major "Mom 'n' Pop shop"-devouring corporation is found nationwide, but it always seems to be fuckin packed with rednecks, black and white trash, and other total circus FREAKS!

Wal-Mart is my little slice of Hell.

by bite me October 25, 2004