Mashing Softies

Lesbians having sex. Mashing their vaginas against each other.

Deb and Carol love mashing softies together.

by bstngrl June 24, 2009

mashing potatoes

Usually takes place after a heavy night of drinking. This is where the female will stop at nothing and is desperate to have sex. Completely neglecting the fact that you may have whiskey dick, she vigorous "mashes" her vagina into your penis in hopes of stimulating a flaccid erection

"Man, Dana was mashing potatoes all night long"

by tyson86 August 10, 2007

mishi

mi-shi - chinese for silent soldier, a tattoo on the bodies of the silent solider crew

ever heard of a mishi?

by Serrant! January 20, 2009

menstrual mashing

Scissor action with bloody vaginas.

Detective: What the fuck happened here.

Officer #1: Menstrual mashing sir...menstrual mashing.

Detective: My god.

by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008

Ish-Mishing

1. The act of being so drunk and incoherant that all words muttered out of a persons mouth are completly useless and usually end in ish...

2. A language created by an extremly drunk gay kid from outside buffalo.

Quotes from an ish-misher

"whrres da pizzish"

"i hadsh a ponish onsh"

friends the next day

"Dude you were completly ish-mishing last night"

by YourBoy June 10, 2008

mishicot

A small quiet town, in the northeastern wisconsin region. This lovely little village is filled with incest and midgets. In this town the cops are very anal and most of the highschool sports teams are pussy ass mothafuckas.

Dude: Hey where were you last night?
Other Dude: I was in mishicot last night
Dude: Dude. Why? Doesn't your butt hole hurt?
Other Dude: Yeah i think i got raped.
Dude: Nice.

by sittingbull March 10, 2011

Mashing Potatoes

A euphemism for masturbation

"John, what have you been doing your forearms are massive?"
"Oh you know just mashing potatoes"

by Crystalgeek March 21, 2013