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Mongolians

chinii eej. if you don't know what that means, you're not mongolian.
mongolians say chinii eej.
by chiniieej January 2, 2022
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Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening : An ancient Mongolian technique used for pleasure OR as a battle tool to help act as a human lasso to detain their enemies; This is performed by gathering as much skin as possible and tying it with a string in which is pulled for three hours each day for two weeks; Modern day people may perform this to use as a noose or a waist band.
Mongolians: Good thing we used our Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening, we captured 500 men!

Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.
by Footjober February 16, 2025
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Mongolian Sunrise

A hybrid strain of Marijuana. Its identifying traits are bright green buds, somewhat dense, and a pungent fruity smell.
After two bowls of that Mongolian Sunrise and I ate the entire fucking thing.
by underlinevanity January 29, 2019
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Mongolian Calculator

For the people that are cheating but say they are playing legitimately.
A: You're obviously wall hacking yknow.
B: Nah man, just the mongolian calculator messing with our game.
by isthisaproperpseudonym December 15, 2020
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mongolian skeet shooter

no problem the good old mongolian skeet shooter cant solve!
by whough March 10, 2022
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Mongolian liposuction

The act of fisting your partner(when they have not wiped) to the point where there asshole prolapses, then you wrap your mouth round the prolapsed asshole and suck the shit out, you then have the option to regurgitate the shit and french kiss it into your partners mouth.
“Hey would you like to help me remove this blockage in my stomach with a Mongolian liposuction?”
by Gregory Finkleworth July 27, 2024
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Mongolian Shit Funnel

A disgusting act of freezing a funnel to someone’s lips and then shitting into it.
feeling freaky babe? Lets do that Mongolian Shit Funnel I have been hearing about.
by Joseph Porkinsins June 17, 2025
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