a buddy who reaches a state of drunkeness during a long drinking session where they sit quietly staring blankly into space, dribling and unable to communicate properly.
usually the result of consuming home brewed wine
usually the result of consuming home brewed wine
by pozzy December 31, 2008
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Also pretty bad at biology.
Also pretty bad at biology.
by Tortug0 June 3, 2018
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once there was a terd so big it came above the rim of the toilet itself, it stayed for three days before someone managed to flush the bugger, we named it El Mongo, or The Don. Since then, any time anyone has gone to the big feeling that something big was gonna happen, it is refferred to as laying a Mongo.
by Gregzzzzzz September 14, 2005
Get the laying a Mongo mug.A girl who keeps correcting my, drewdious, usage of damn. So for her I create the optional (n). To be used with any word that has that dam(n) silent 'n'.
drewdious: Dam(n) it tell me your secret?!?!
monya: The (n) isnt optional because you say so. Grrrrrr.
monya: The (n) isnt optional because you say so. Grrrrrr.
by drewdious November 15, 2004
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by Welsh Boyo. Aye. February 1, 2010
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Once bitten by the Mong Snake the poison renders the victims incapable of doing anything despite their best intentions.
This happens particularly after alcoholic or drugs excesses the night before, and no matter how much enthusiasm and energy one has to do something, no one is capable of getting up and doing anything until the effects of poison have abated, usually after the pub has opened...
Once bitten by the Mong Snake the poison renders the victims incapable of doing anything despite their best intentions.
This happens particularly after alcoholic or drugs excesses the night before, and no matter how much enthusiasm and energy one has to do something, no one is capable of getting up and doing anything until the effects of poison have abated, usually after the pub has opened...
Barney: "Hey folks let's go and get some eggs, bread, some bacon, some mushrooms, and have a fry up!"
Cuthbert: "meh!"
Dibble: "gugh!"
Barney: "How about a game of frizbee?"
Dibble: "mweh!"
Cuthbert: "blub!"
Barney: "looks like we've all been bitten by the mong snake!"
Miss Lovelace: "tee hee hee!"
Cuthbert: "meh!"
Dibble: "gugh!"
Barney: "How about a game of frizbee?"
Dibble: "mweh!"
Cuthbert: "blub!"
Barney: "looks like we've all been bitten by the mong snake!"
Miss Lovelace: "tee hee hee!"
by Barney Mcgroo October 20, 2011
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Bloody mong parking - that guy got out of his car into his motorized wheelchair and ate a family size pork pie, a supersize bag of chips and smoked a few cigarettes.
by Rattled January 6, 2013
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