A karate mom is kind of like a soccer mom, only with a higher IQ and well disciplined children. While her kids COULD kick soccer mom's kids' butts, they choose not to.
Hey - your friend is such a great mom, she's so smart and her kids are so well behaved!
Yeah, she's a karate mom!
Yeah, she's a karate mom!
by TwinsHappenTwice May 3, 2011
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My Friend: Hey what do you have to do after school today?
Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.
Friend: What’s on it?
Me: Ur Mom
Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.
Friend: What’s on it?
Me: Ur Mom
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sasha: yo what are you wearing that is the most brooklin mom thing ive ever seen
jen: sorry they’re my only clean pants
sasha: yo what are you wearing that is the most brooklin mom thing ive ever seen
jen: sorry they’re my only clean pants
by brooklinmom January 9, 2019
Get the brooklin mom mug.a surfdog mom is a mother who interferes in her son's life. She will do all she can to get rid of any female whom she does not feel is good enough for her little surfdog. She will even go so far as to pay the woman off.
I had a good thing going with surdog, but then surfdog's mom offered me a lot of money to let him catch me in bed with another guy. I couldn't resist the money because it was a huge lump sum.
by surfdog's ex January 6, 2009
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I understand that you are interested in marrying Sally. However, have you completed a Mom Check? I saw her mom the other day and her figure was less than desirable.
by GDizzle4567 June 28, 2011
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Kid in School: "Holy crap Sarah Belle!! Little flipper footed Jimmy thinks his Mother is Marie Osmond! He is seriously messed up"
Girl in School: "Little Jimmy is crazy.. Come to think of it, his dad is named Donnie!! She could very well be Aunt Mom!!"
Girl in School: "Little Jimmy is crazy.. Come to think of it, his dad is named Donnie!! She could very well be Aunt Mom!!"
by Ezekiel Calhoun December 8, 2010
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