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microsoft dance

When you have to re-boot your Windows PC to restore basic funcitonality.
I cannot get Word to open up so that I can write a scathing letter to Bill, so I must first re-boot my PC by doing the Microsoft Dance
by tom345 August 9, 2010
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Microsoft

This name comes from the size of bill gates cock.
micro and soft
Oh!! his cock is so micro "that what she said and don't forget soft!"

Microsoft means micro and soft cock
by wth ass f December 5, 2016
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Microsoft

The grossest, smelliest, piece of shit company known to the planet.
I dare you to try and get support from Microsoft.
by tm69 October 18, 2021
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Urban Dictionary Instead Of Microsoft Word

This phrase derives from the fact that urban dictionary's text editor is far superior to it's fellow editor, which is why I, an intellect much prefer the former choice.
We here using Urban Dictionary in stead of Microsoft Word to Make Essays

I am better than you because i use Urban Dictionary Instead Of Microsoft Word

Yall amatuers need to grow up and use Urban Dictionary Instead Of Microsoft Word
by KayrunJaavice May 6, 2019
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Microsofted

"You Just Got Microsofted"
(verb)

When a company gets so dominant and cocky that government regulators slam them with antitrust lawsuits, lawsuits, restrictions, or public humiliation — just like Microsoft in the late '90s.
Examples:

“Bro, Nvidia locked AI devs into CUDA again.”

→ “Oh damn… they’re about to get Microsofted.”

“Apple’s gatekeeping USB-C till the EU forced ‘em.”

→ “Classic Microsofting.”
by Brokugeta May 28, 2025
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Edging My Microsoft.

"Hey bro, I've been Edging My Microsoft."
'yah bro it's a cool browser'
by SWEATY CHESS April 4, 2025
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Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0

A babey that is made to live and be happy.
dont ask
1. " Hey bro, ever heard of Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 "
" You mean the babey? "
" .. "
2. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is cute, and you can't deny it. "
3. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is trash. "
" **pulls knife out** whatcha said? "
by Bloxxin&Chilling#6185 April 26, 2020
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