Micro-blackhole

A blackhole that's microscopic in size, (aka. a quantum blackhole).
'The Hadron Collider, at CERN created a micro-blackhole, which grew so large that it swallowed The Earth.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022
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micro munchies

When your stoned as fuck and eat a couple chips instead of a full bag
Man I got sooooo stoned last night I had the micro munchies
by Guy_fierri June 18, 2018
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micro huddle

bringing smaller groups together in the middle of larger groups to get even more pumped up than the original huddle intended. Micro Huddles have explosive possibilities.
The micro huddle is where you really get pumped up!
by Eastopia February 05, 2015
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micro-poon

(n.) a woman who is short in stature but high in bangability.
Shawn Johnson is micro-poon.
by blamaste December 06, 2010
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Micro-dick

A dick that is so small one would need a microscope to view it.
He had such a micro-dick I couldn’t even feel it in me.
by Ballhumper August 14, 2023
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Micro-clit

I don't have a penis, I've got a micro-clit
by billern June 14, 2024
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Micro-mortis

(my-crow-more-tiss (noun) -

When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.

Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.

It was the last piece left...

Don't be like Timmy!

(Disclaimer - Timmy is not a real person)
Example - Your pizza now has Micro-mortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had you paid attention to the timer on the microwave oven, then perhaps you would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy, dried out cheese.

It was the last piece left...
by Allmadhere April 17, 2021
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