Someone who's happy when you're miserable and who survives by peddling you news or junk that makes you even more miserable and depressed
by Sexydimma October 4, 2024
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John always runs a few extra minutes to make sure he has more mileage than everyone else. Why does he have to be such a mileage merchant?
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Get the Tapin Merchant mug.A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.
Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!
by Gussington February 28, 2022
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by jorginho despiser August 12, 2023
Get the Spaghetti merchant mug.A "tap in merchant" is a football(soccer) player who scores a large number of goals by getting into easy-to-reach positions to score a "tap-in," which is a goal scored with minimal effort from close range and also lacks other skills, such as dribbling, playmaking, or a good first touch, relying only on being in the right place to score
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