milk crate mechanic

A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.
Milk Crate Mechanics always get the job done.
by Underground Hippie October 31, 2014
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Pussy Mechanic

A board certified medical doctor who is a gynaecology (or in some other cases obstetrics) specialist.

Considering a gynaecologist looks at a female reproductive system for a living and fixes that specific organ systems issues, he is basically a mechanic for pussies
Woman: My vagina hurts, I'm not sure whats wrong
Man: Go to the Pussy Mechanic then
by xx_cunnyraper_xx February 19, 2024
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Mechanical Twerk

The same Twerk done over and over, usually by a large group of people
Jimmy is such a tool! His only move is such a mechanical twerk.
by Speedjunki September 01, 2016
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Mechanical failure

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours
Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor
by mtfort February 20, 2018
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Arse Mechanic

A gay man, more "butch" and "rugged" than "camp" and "raving".
Mike: "I didn't realise Sergeant Muscle was bent".....
Jim: "Yeah man he's an arse mechanic"
by peterbeans December 28, 2010
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Space Mechanic

Ones who "get blasted" and "fix", or "service" if you will, all girls around the world
Bob: Damn Steve how have you been getting so many ladies lately?
Steve: It's easy Bob, I'm a space mechanic
by CodyB.M.F[I9S] February 16, 2011
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Paradigm Mechanic

Someonr who can't change and entire system, process or worldview, but knows how to tweak it so it's less vile and ficked up.
There's no way we can defeat capitalism, just by ourselves, in the next few months but as paradigm mechanics, we can fuck it up enough to improve it for a lot of people.
by dgivista January 18, 2025
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