Meat Mechanic

One who is trained and/or skilled in the art of working a man's meat pole. Often linked to the term slut.

Person 1:Mmm, that broad worked me last night.
Person 2: Bro.. i hear she's a meat mechanic.
Person 1: FFFUUUUUUUUUU

by DeepInTheGame December 1, 2011

Mechanic Car Bomb

When someone takes a shit in a car during a mechanical repair

I did a mechanic car bomb yesterday

by jorgis_01 March 1, 2025

Fanny mechanic

Slang name for a gynocologst

"I've just dropped my Mrs off at the Fanny mechanic for her check up"

by Obesio mourinio July 4, 2016

onion mechanic

A suburban thug with an uptight name like Camden or Vaughn who still lives this his or her parents despite having graduated high school years ago.

Is he STILL going to high school parties? What an onion mechanic.

by mechanic police October 10, 2008

Quantum Jiggle Mechanics

the branch of mechanics that deals with the mathematical description of the motion and interaction of subatomic particles involving high levels of jiggle

Damn boy, let me test them cheeks quantum jiggle mechanics to determine the probability of cake clapping.

by Chwailhunter334 December 27, 2023

Mechanically Totaled

A term used to describe a car with mechanical problems that is not worth fixing because repairs will cost more than what the car is worth.

My Volvo needs a new engine for $15k but the car is only worth $10k. I’m junking it, it’s mechanically totaled

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 10, 2023

milk crate mechanic

A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.

Milk Crate Mechanics always get the job done.

by Underground Hippie October 31, 2014