french military victories

Such a thing has never happens, and never will. France may be beutifull but the french people are a bunch of pussies.

The french planted treats on the great avenues of the city of paris so the invading armies marched in the shade

by melanthex March 31, 2005

French Military Victories

1. Mythological event who's existance in modern thinking is correctly ridiculed by those that maintain a belief in the existance of same.

2. Send in the Americans

3. The French Foreign Legion is only as good as it's worst German trooper.

In order to insure a French Military Victory, send in the Americans.

by Marquis de Lafayette July 4, 2004

French Military Victories

Something which never happens while an army is comprised of a French majority and led by a Frenchman

Napoleon, Joan of Arc, William, The French Foreign Legion, American generals: None of these are Frenchmen

Charlemagne, Martel, Guye: None of these men commanded armies made up of over 40% Frenchmen

These do not count as French Military Victories

by Philosoraptorz December 28, 2009

French Military Victories

The French version of Martin Luther King Jr.'s, "I Have a Dream," speech.

Please refer to French Military Defeats for further clarification.

French military victories are impossible with a country full of cheese-eating, snail-breathed, no-hygiene, surrender-monkeys.

by Glastonbury Dex February 6, 2008

french military victories

Mere fairytales told by the french to create the illusion that their people are capable of defending themselves. The term "fairy" is not used lightly seing as France is the topic of this posting, and it seems rather appropriate when describing them.

The french told their children of the "french military victories" to keep them from following the usual plan of action (sob, hide, run, cry to the US).

by Super Jesus December 28, 2005

military whore

A whore who goes after soldiers , because they enjoy the lifestyle that a solider can offer and money or they just like getting there hole filled by an English soldier in uniform , the worst of these culprits can be found in Germany espically the Paderborn area

Me : fuck !! she with another soldier ??

Mate : well that sanny is a well known military whore

Me : can't be many more that she hasn't fucked

Mate : a few left mate, a few and by a few I literally mean three

by _catchypoley_ August 16, 2016

Jamie McLicious

A term often used by a NASCAR lovin, fiddle playin, duck havin, hair swingin, electronic sellin, nacho eatin, Honda drivin, fleece wearin, email checkin, game playin, Gamecock lovin, Tiger hate'in, cold lampin, chick magnet.

Matt: I can't wait for Darlington, it's gonna be Jamie McLicious!

Everybody else: Whatever.

by Dusty March 10, 2005