Marcus Gundersen

Marcus Gundersen is a person who enjoys incest with his little sister, he also drinks more apple juice than water thats why his skin is so dumb and ugly. Marcus Gundersen is also per definiton the human form of bearnaise sauce and has the same attitude.

Furthermore a Marcus Gundersen likes to dip his penis in peanutbutter so that his tiny stupid twerking dog likes to lick it off for Marcus Gundersen's enjoyment.

That guy is such a Marcus Gundersen

Marcus Gundersen dumb fat stinky

by MarcusStinkyMan May 12, 2022

Mouthful of Marcus

A sexual act where the male ejaculates into the mouth of his partner, and then the partner blows the sperm into the rectum of the male.

Guy 1 "I want a creampie from that girl"
Guy 2 "How is that possible?"
Guy 1 "I don't know"
Guy 2 "Wait...I got it"
Guy 1 "That's one of the most horrible things I've ever heard...let's name it Mouthful of Marcus"

by PirateJesus September 23, 2010

Chilling with Marcus

when a group of friends go to smoke marijuana.2. a code for smoking marijuana

Me and jake are going to be chilling with Marcus.

by Smokiee McPot November 11, 2010

marcus

a fucking man-whore who tries to date as many girls as he can and look at every girls boobs. no one likes a marcus.

"hey"
"ew i fucking hate you your such a marcus.
stop staring at mah boobies"

by these epic aa mothah fuckahs April 6, 2009

Marcus

A man who dances with other men in a homo-erotic manner

I was just dancing on the pool table last night and that marcus had to come and ruin it for me!

by quintis April 20, 2011

[Marcus]

My best friend since 2004

Marcus wore a garbage bag as a skirt

by cookie kwan October 18, 2008

Marcus

A pest who does not know when enough is enough and becomes irritating beyond belief. One who doesn not repect someones space.

Marcus stealing your blackberry and pushing you around.

by Black Betty O-Town Style January 4, 2009