Marcus Khoury

A nigga from the 4th that pisses gold by accident. Can slap someone through a wall and will always hear you, and is still horny. Fairly certain some people owe him money or a handjob. Master of the five-finger discount and will always know the ending of the story before it's read. Has his PHD in indiscreet street hagglin, and is more effective at stopping stains than RESOLVE™ is. Amazing at rapping, and never asked for a promotion. "Pleasure's all mine, I ain't mad at y'all. Clear advantage like playing paddle ball on Adderall". Would rather talk shit to ghosts instead of studying for exams.

"I wish i was like marcus khoury, bitcoin would've made me a millionaire and coivd would've never have happened"
"right?"
"What?"

by FleshAutomatonOpVIANeuros October 26, 2022

marcus machine

it's the marcus machine

get into the goddamn marcus machine

by scopophobicc August 23, 2021

Marcus Out

To call it an early night and bail on your friends by yourself before the party or event reaches its entertainment climax.

Butters: "Guys, I'm getting pretty tired, I think I'm gonna call it a night."
The Coon and Friends: "Don't Marcus Out dude it's only 9:15 pm and more girls are coming in 30 minutes. Stay for a couple more drinks."
Butters: "Nope, I'm going home."

by Dr Skills&Game December 9, 2010

marcus licker

When somebody loves the smell and taste of a man named Marcus

Usually a female teenager

Alexandra is defiantly a Marcus licker

by Butt licker November 26, 2014

Marcus swifty

Marcus swifty is a ooga booga

Marcus swifty is a gta playa

by Werdasliestistdumm March 19, 2021

marcus the ginger

marcus the ginger is a red haired asshole of a boy he has no dick he is an aggressive boy that will kick you if you call him ginger be aware he always look like a mess with his ugly bright red hair if you dont know what they look like here is some things that can help you they have bright red hair and his skin is as white as a snowman with his ugly red freckles his eyelashes are grey and he has bad grades he think he's cool but we all know he's not he will say weird things about you because he thinks he's cool

girl 1 oh no its marcus the ginger

girl 2 oh shit run for your life

by celinathebaddie April 28, 2022

Marcus Shanta

my classmate

yo marcus shanta. do you like men.

by PapayaFruit4709 October 20, 2022