marcus machine

it's the marcus machine

get into the goddamn marcus machine

by scopophobicc August 23, 2021

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Get the marcus machinemug.

Marcus Khoury

A nigga from the 4th that pisses gold by accident. Can slap someone through a wall and will always hear you, and is still horny. Fairly certain some people owe him money or a handjob. Master of the five-finger discount and will always know the ending of the story before it's read. Has his PHD in indiscreet street hagglin, and is more effective at stopping stains than RESOLVE™ is. Amazing at rapping, and never asked for a promotion. "Pleasure's all mine, I ain't mad at y'all. Clear advantage like playing paddle ball on Adderall". Would rather talk shit to ghosts instead of studying for exams.

"I wish i was like marcus khoury, bitcoin would've made me a millionaire and coivd would've never have happened"
"right?"
"What?"

by FleshAutomatonOpVIANeuros October 26, 2022

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Marcus Out

To call it an early night and bail on your friends by yourself before the party or event reaches its entertainment climax.

Butters: "Guys, I'm getting pretty tired, I think I'm gonna call it a night."
The Coon and Friends: "Don't Marcus Out dude it's only 9:15 pm and more girls are coming in 30 minutes. Stay for a couple more drinks."
Butters: "Nope, I'm going home."

by Dr Skills&Game December 9, 2010

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