That's a Luke
by BradFrancis10 November 16, 2018
Get the Lukemug. (child)
shy with people at times, Annoying when he wants to be. Is NOT athletic, nerdy, Couldnt ride a bike until age 11, ect
He often looks at the urban dictionary and goes: “Holy shit am i actually a luke?” He has a 48.978 Of being an immigrant. Looks weak, Often gets bullied, but is smart enough to deal with it. When the bully physically attacks him, He plays it of like he just wants to leave, Then grabs the nearest Food related item And causes shit to go down. He doesnt know what others think of him, and can easily embrace lonlyness and rejection. TLDR: Shy-ish nerd who cant tie shoes And Fucks up bullies, Kinda weak. (I am one btw)
shy with people at times, Annoying when he wants to be. Is NOT athletic, nerdy, Couldnt ride a bike until age 11, ect
He often looks at the urban dictionary and goes: “Holy shit am i actually a luke?” He has a 48.978 Of being an immigrant. Looks weak, Often gets bullied, but is smart enough to deal with it. When the bully physically attacks him, He plays it of like he just wants to leave, Then grabs the nearest Food related item And causes shit to go down. He doesnt know what others think of him, and can easily embrace lonlyness and rejection. TLDR: Shy-ish nerd who cant tie shoes And Fucks up bullies, Kinda weak. (I am one btw)
Bully: ha, nerd
Luke: thank you!
bully: You are an idiot
Luke: Then how come i’m the one in The Acedemic program BITCH?
bully: You suck
Luke: You suck too, Hayleys dad told me.
Luke: thank you!
bully: You are an idiot
Luke: Then how come i’m the one in The Acedemic program BITCH?
bully: You suck
Luke: You suck too, Hayleys dad told me.
by Sunnybirb78 July 16, 2019
Get the Lukemug. That one guy who comes to school only one every two weeks. We don’t know how he stays enrolled, maybe it’s befaus people bribe him with pickles to stay.
by UwUdick March 6, 2019
Get the Lukemug. That one buff but sensitive guy in the group whose crippling insecurity prevents him from trying anything outside his comfort zone, continuously referencing memes as a way to numb the pain that is reality.
God dammit Luke stop referencing memes when no one gets it, thats why you have no friends and for gods sake can u add other games to your steam library other than CSGO, you have 300hrs on it but no hours invested irl.
by Wizard of Succ February 21, 2018
Get the Lukemug. A Luke, is someone 2 faced that you can't trust. Always watch your back when a Luke is near, because he can turn on you at any point in time. Luke's, much like Jekyll and hide, has 2 personalities. One second they're kind and the next, they can be horrible people who care about no one but themselves.
"I thought he was my friend but then he turned out to be someone completely different!"
"Urgh, he is such a Luke"
"Urgh, he is such a Luke"
by Swag476 July 2, 2017
Get the Lukemug. Luke is a stupid idiot. He will correct almost every speeling mistake you make, he will over react to minor things, he can be selfish and arogant, he will never admit that he is wrong, he will say things that are very hurtful when his emotions are high, he tends to push away people once they get close to him, and he will stupidly ruin his relationships with thoes people. All of this and more shows how bad a Lukes can be. You might be thinking to your self “why would anyone want to deal with that” and the truth is not many people do but here are some reasons why one might. Once close to a Luke he will do anything in his power to make you happy whether that be: trinkets or texts. Luke’s are also one of the most loyal mammals out there, and although Luke’s are generally pretty camera shy and unphotogenic they will take as many photos possible of loved ones. Other sweet deals that come with Luke are professional knuckle cracker, shoulder masseuse extrordanair, science lab partner, wii play partner, beer pong opponent, ear nibbler expert, chauffeur, alcohol obtainer, and holds the world record for most raspberries caught in the mouth,They even come in big and little spoon!
So as you can see Luke’s are to say the least very unique. They will push people away in defence of opening up, and even tho it is not an excuse, it is because its there biggest fear. So in the end you have to decide is a Luke the right option for you?
So as you can see Luke’s are to say the least very unique. They will push people away in defence of opening up, and even tho it is not an excuse, it is because its there biggest fear. So in the end you have to decide is a Luke the right option for you?
Man that Luke there really fucked up
by 1uck1est guy 1n the world August 24, 2018
Get the Lukemug. The most amazing person you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. Treats everyone with respect, and is beyond loyal to all of his loved ones. Also, the best boyfriend on this Earth. He will always try his absolute best to keep you warm, safe, and happy. He is the most handsome man alive and is equally silly, sexy, and charming. He is very forgiving and tries to understand and help everyone. Leaving him would be the worst decision of your life.
by lover_lover_lover_ January 28, 2018
Get the Lukemug.