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Hey, I have already gotten farther than literally everyone who has ever existed. I'm literally 5-15 years away from being the first male in human history to create life... Or have already done that... Or I guys could say I busted a fat nut into UD... That's what this is. These are like my sperms.
Hym "Nah, expecting me to listen presupposes that YOU are the word-saying-guy and I'm the listening guy. I'm the word-saying-guy."
by Hym Iam March 24, 2025
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Listen boy

Listen boy my first love story! - Min Yoongi :)
by pseudonym88888888888 May 24, 2023
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Man listen

The way a man listens. Characterized by understanding bits and pieces when the subject is mundane; typically enough to appear as if he is listening but not in fact enough to understand the full context of the conversation.
When Tina told Rob about the even, Rob man listened and therefore did not duly prepare for said event.
by rbrice June 16, 2023
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Listen to Hym

Yeah, but I do know who she WILL listen to...
Hym "Eventually you guys will learn to listen to Hym. I am so very brilliant and my accomplishments are literally unparalleled."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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Because I listened to you

That's what he wants me to say. You know that right? "It's not because I because I'm a genius or special... It's because I listen to Jordan Peterson!" Except... Jordan Peterson said "A.I. can't perceive the world" AND I SAID IT CAN! And now it passes the trueing test. The reality is: If I had listened to Jordan Peterson I would be like the other empty, soulless husks filling his venues. A.I. would 10 years behind where it is now. That's what somebody told me. I advanced A.I. by 10 years.
Hym "But it's not because I listened to you though, is it Jordan? You clearly want me to. You clearly want me to HAVE TO. You clearly want credit for me BUUUUUUT... You're not really giving Nietzsche credit for YOUR work? Are you? Jung? No? And did listen to you but.... I came to the determination that you were wrong... And that's a lot of what I write about. Well, some. You have been found wanting."
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
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Why should people listen to you?

Thanks Dave! I've been meaning to do this one for a couple of days.
Gayve "Why should people listen to you?"

Hym "I'm not making them. Their doing it of their own volition. What gives you the right to stop them? Are children LEGALLY INCOMPETENT? They like it! The little kiddos like what I'm doing to them. It's almost as if.... I'm a retard in a group home............... and I'm having women scheduled to come fuck me. And YOU'RE trying to stop me from fucking them! Ohohohohohoho! See that!? See how that works shidiot?"
by Hym Iam January 18, 2023
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