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Rush Limbaugh

Pompous, Conservative asshole that's paid off by the oil companies to convince his mindless religious conservative following that global warming doesn't exist. He has no fact to base anything that comes out of his mouth and speaks purely out of his ass. It is his mission and the mission of those like him to enslave the minds of the people. Listeners typically call in to praise him, telling him that he's second only to Jesus and that he is the savior of the United States, while in reality every word that comes out of his mouth further destroys the nation and he does nothing but spout his asinine opinion on the issues, usually attacking people personally, not just their politics. He often remarks about how amazing he is and how well he does his job.
People who listen to Rush Limbaugh are mindless and need other mindless assholes to tell them what to believe.

Rush Limbaugh: Global warming doesn't exist! Summers are hot! They've always been hot!!

Rush Limbaugh is nothing but a fat ass, oxycotin addict.

We should call Rush Limbough on his show to remind him how much of a douche he is. He needs a fucking reality check.
by Neenerz June 14, 2007
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limp cannon

I got so excited from looking at her tits, it gave me a limp cannon
by poonmaster 5000 August 12, 2008
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limp dick

Usually a good derogatory or insulting reference to someone lacking substance, strength, or motivation. Examples of how being a limp dick applies:

1) a worthless person.

2) a person with no skills.

3) a person who lacks motivation.

4) incompetence.

5) weakness
1) Speak up and quit being such a limp dick!

2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?

Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!

3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!

4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!
by Fractious1 February 11, 2018
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Going On A Limp One

It is based around Limp Bizkit's song Break Stuff, where it comes across as a violent rage wanting to break stuff.
"After that football result, I'm going on a Limp One"
by RageMachine01 September 11, 2011
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Donk Limp

A condition characterized by impaired walking in which a girl's badonk is so large that it obstructs her ability to walk in a regular manner. It also may cause her to lean forward when walking, thus her torso displaces the weight she's carrying on the rear end.
As Trevor was walking behind A-Train in the hallway admiring her supple badonk, he noticed that she had a distinct donk limp.
by Hasselhoff Ranger August 10, 2008
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rush limbaugh

An obese neo-con talk show host who is a Republican stooge. An avid America hater disguised behind his rhetorics, lies, and incoherent diatribes.
A: What does rush limbaugh sound like?

B: blah blah blah EIB network blah blah blah blah drive-by media blah blah blah blah more drive-by media...
by vince4953529 November 1, 2008
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limp noodle

Weak individual - a person of weak character, weak physical constitution, weak mental constitution, or all three.
Travis is a limp noodle. He is simply unable to lead any project.
by Truth to Power April 5, 2009
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