In the United States, a Liberal is:
1. Someone who kills babies.
2. A terrorist.
3. An idiot.
4. A Nancy boy.
5. Someone who wishes they were European.
6. Someone who loves/idolizes criminals.
7. Someone who feels that others shouldn't reserve the right to defend themselves.
8. Someone who does drugs.
9. Someone who likes to blame all of the world's problems on people who have money.
10. A mouth-breather.
11. Someone who suffers from pompous indignation.
12. Someone who believes everything their professor tells them.
13. Someone with no motor/mechanical skills.
14. Someone who doesn't know anything about money.
15. Someone who values the life of a tree or a dumb animal over the life of another human being, unless said human being happens to be a dangerous criminal, of course.
16. A Democrat.
Fun Fact: Most Liberals are only Liberals until about the age of 25, then they start to grow up.
1. Someone who kills babies.
2. A terrorist.
3. An idiot.
4. A Nancy boy.
5. Someone who wishes they were European.
6. Someone who loves/idolizes criminals.
7. Someone who feels that others shouldn't reserve the right to defend themselves.
8. Someone who does drugs.
9. Someone who likes to blame all of the world's problems on people who have money.
10. A mouth-breather.
11. Someone who suffers from pompous indignation.
12. Someone who believes everything their professor tells them.
13. Someone with no motor/mechanical skills.
14. Someone who doesn't know anything about money.
15. Someone who values the life of a tree or a dumb animal over the life of another human being, unless said human being happens to be a dangerous criminal, of course.
16. A Democrat.
Fun Fact: Most Liberals are only Liberals until about the age of 25, then they start to grow up.
by Fuck Shit Piss March 26, 2008
Get the Liberalmug. by MEATLOGO February 19, 2007
Get the Liberalmug. Liberal
noun - a person who thinks that somehow, everyone can be on welfare and that its not their problem to worry about where the money comes from, because its not like they have jobs. seem to believe that history is either wrong or doesnt exist
adjective- empty headed, lazy, racist
majority act like spoiled little bratty girls who think the world is there to serve them
noun - a person who thinks that somehow, everyone can be on welfare and that its not their problem to worry about where the money comes from, because its not like they have jobs. seem to believe that history is either wrong or doesnt exist
adjective- empty headed, lazy, racist
majority act like spoiled little bratty girls who think the world is there to serve them
noun -
Bill "Did you know global warming is destroying our planet and hunters are killing thousands of species sforever?"
Bob "What are you, some kind of liberal idiot that believes everything Al Gore writes? Open a fucking history book"
Bill "Did you know global warming is destroying our planet and hunters are killing thousands of species sforever?"
Bob "What are you, some kind of liberal idiot that believes everything Al Gore writes? Open a fucking history book"
by hiphopanonymousanonymous December 12, 2009
Get the Liberalmug. 1."any" politician
2.Donkey raping shit eaters like all politicians.
3.fuck off ya donkey raping shit eaters
2.Donkey raping shit eaters like all politicians.
3.fuck off ya donkey raping shit eaters
by 3ric "fvcking" C4rtm4n January 20, 2005
Get the liberalsmug. Modern liberalism in America is simply not true liberalism. it is actually closer to statism. Statism is the idea that the state should control and regulate aspects of life. Liberalism, in its originally intended form, as described by Henry Thoreau, is exactly the same as modern conservatism. Conservatism in the United States is the conservation of the Founding Father's liberalism, classical liberalism. modern liberalism is simply statism and socialism.
"...liberalism is a misnomer for the liberals. If we were back in the days of the Revolution, so-called conservatives today would be the Liberals and the liberals would be the Tories." -Ronald Reagan
by Thomas Washington Thoreau July 19, 2010
Get the Liberalmug. Jerks who will censor you if you speak against them or dissent from their viewpoint one iota.
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If you speak against liberals watch your free speech vanish before your very eyes.
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If you speak against liberals watch your free speech vanish before your very eyes.
by free speech December 28, 2005
Get the LIBERALSmug. 1. People who are really annoying and always seem to think that they want you to hear there views. On every topic. All the time. They are very serious about their politics but don't realize that nobody cares about their horribly mundane lives going to conventions and wearing political t-shirts.
Random Liberals: George Bush is a criminal.
Me: I dont really like him but shut the fuck up anyways.
Random Liberals: Lets give more money to the poor and impeach the President.
Me: *stabs them and walks away*......just killed some more liberals.
Me: I dont really like him but shut the fuck up anyways.
Random Liberals: Lets give more money to the poor and impeach the President.
Me: *stabs them and walks away*......just killed some more liberals.
by alilhappything January 11, 2006
Get the liberalsmug.