natural lean

The direction a males genitals naturally go when they put on pants. Either the left or right pants leg on it's own without having to be placed there by one's hand.

When Max sat on Jimmy's left leg he thought he felt -something- but Jimmy said, "Ah no worries, my natural lean is to the right.

by NorthernDownpour May 9, 2008

Tennessee lean-to

The act of hitting it from behind while leaning over a bed at a motel

Bobby took the stripper to the seedy motel on the corner of 11th and Skidrow, it was dirty so he made her give him a Tennessee lean-to

by Urbandicdude November 6, 2020

Lean Mathematics

The attempting of logical reasoning whilst under the influence of high grade sensi. The subject may be under the illusion s/he can attempt to work out a highly ambitious problem but will often end up forgetting the original problem before working out the solution. In other common cases of Lean Mathematics, highly simple calculations like working out percentages or adding round numbers are often wrongly executed.

i. Shabazz was in licked out of his head in the back of Icky’s M3 and was attempting lean mathematics by trying to figure out how much profit he could make if he bought two 9bars and sold 1.3grams for £10 each. Reason was he wanted his own M3 and it would take him too long with the wage he got working in his fathers newsagents. After 20minutes trying to work it out with the sound of 2pac pumping in the background, he totally forgot what he was thinking about and instead though about what colour he wanted his car in (matt black or ice white).

ii. Mams went into kababworld at 4am and spent 10minutes using lean mathematics to try and work out if he had enough to buy the 3 kababs and 2 nourishments he wanted and got it completely wrong when he got to the till. He didn’t care though as he still had some green left to bun after he’d consumed his munchies

by A MASON November 3, 2010

a tazzie lean

When your playing a computer game and you tilt your head in real life to see around corners in the game adding no extra help what so ever.

Bo couldn't see his target properly, so he tries a tazzie lean to try and compensate. He perished in the attempt.

by NedkellyHD May 2, 2020

lean grief

a relativley minor use term used as code by people who you wouldn't think smoke dope . common to an age of near fifty and professionally succesfull, most often middle class, bored, fat, balding white men, with too much time on their hands. a first letters transposed, mis-spelling. but the meaning is clear. west coast canadian. used by those who can't have it known that they were young once, those who commonly say "do as i say not as i do"

i had a crappy day at the shop today and a drink just won't do. i think a little lean grief is all i can take tonight. how about you?

by publican September 13, 2009

French Lean

Peyronie's disease: an excessively curved or bent pecker. Named after a French surgeon, François de la Peyronie, who first described the disease in 1743. Think of a banana-shaped dick.

Hey baby, ride side saddle to compensate for my French Lean.

The Leaning Tower of Pisa got nothing on this French Lean.

by PowerhouseD December 18, 2012

toilet lean

The act of leaning forward whilst taking a shit that comes out in ball-shaped projectiles which tend to splash toilet water forcefully upward at one's scrotum and into one's anus; leaning forward to avoid such a splash.

friend: "Why the hell is there toilet water all over the floor?"

man: "Oh... had to do a toilet lean. My taint was getting soaked."

by 1freeradical November 18, 2011