Leaf Girl

A woman usually under the age of 30 who obsesses with the falling and changing of leaf colors. Common phrases include but are not limited to: "omg those leafs are so pretty!; they're changing! and *sigh* isn't fall the best. Leaf girls are usually identifiable with a social media profile pic that includes them throwing leafs into the air.

"Oh boy I'm dating a leaf girl" - bf who was tricking into a "spontaneous photoshoot"
"Those darn leaf girls are back" - local groundskeeper

by IamtheGlobglogabgalab April 1, 2021

CUM LEAF

U drop cum on ur fellow leaves. U like a mother bird (suckling their young) take the cum in n then share it

This is the best. Gay orgy I've ever been to that cum Leaf is an expert

by Schizolocs April 18, 2018

Lettuce leaf

(V.) A phrase used when referring to a chick you find extremely attractive, i.e. One whose ass you would wipe with a lettuce leaf, and then eat said leaf.

"Dude, check her out! I'd so lettuce leaf her!"

by ChockNorris November 11, 2017

leaf blower

When a person has to fart and they put there hand in a cup formation and point it towards the gentails. They then release there gas.

Dan laughed as performed a leaf blower on his balls.

by Chris Bellingham January 19, 2005

tea leaf

an insecure, bitchy, indecisive, selfish, snitchy, penis sucking, sadistic flesh bag of not even a person but a fucking tea leaf that gets stuck in your throat

Person 1: Man Sarah is such a tea leaf!
Person 2: Ik right lol

by usertail March 7, 2020

tea leaf

a jackass, retard, dumbass, unintelligent person, one who is ignorant and doesnt know any better.

person 1- did you understand that joke?
person 2- uhhh noooo, did you???
person 1- you friggin tea leaf.

by Ashrafistheman January 22, 2006

fuck a leaf

Canadian slang for an American girl or guy wanting to fuck a Canadian.

I still haven't crossed off fuck a leaf off of my bucket list we should go to Canada this summer.

by LAFD27 August 4, 2017