smooth move x-lax

What you say to someone when they make an obvious, idiotic, or clumsy mistake.

George: "Hi Jill, I know we've only been dating for 6 weeks, but I feel it's time to take our relationship to the next level. Will you marry me?"

Jill: "Um... I don't think we should see each other anymore."

George's Friend Ronald: "Smooth Move X-lax"

by rus! January 13, 2009

abhorrently lax saprophytic waif

Disgustingly loose small homeless child living on dead organic matter

Oh my godness, there's an abhorrently lax saprophytic waif in the ditch over there! Somebody call 911!

by Courtney Mc. November 6, 2007

Bro So Chill Lets Lax

One bro is telling another bro about something that was extremely chill. After this, they begin to lax. For non-laxbros, they can reiterate this action through the phrase Bro So Chill Lets Lax without having to whip out their lax sticks.

Bro 1 - "Bro, I did the chillest thing ever."
Bro 2 - "No way bro! What went down?"
Bro 1 - "So I was fucking this chick when her boyfriend walked in and I was like 'shit.' but then he was like, 'Bro, its chill.' and pulled out some Nattys and joined in."
Bro 2 - "Bro So Chill Lets Lax."

They then proceed to pull out their lax sticks and lax.

by I Dont Lax November 10, 2011

lax owned

variation of the words owned, pwned, and lwned. Basically menas to get owned by someone else, esp. in the game of lacrosse.

Get lax owned you noob.

I just lax owned you.

by Lax17 October 6, 2010

Lax boy

A faggot

Omg your a lax boy

by Bitcheslikesosa March 7, 2022

LAX

many people relate lax to the airport but it's also the word for salmon in swedish

"jag älskar verkligen lax"
"i really love salmon"

by ey yo boy March 22, 2018

Peruvian Laxative

Eat as much Indian food as possibly, grab someone's ancles until their nose is level with your anus. Proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.

"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"

by dat shit raght dare dun dare September 24, 2011