smooth move x-lax

What you say to someone when they make an obvious, idiotic, or clumsy mistake.
George: "Hi Jill, I know we've only been dating for 6 weeks, but I feel it's time to take our relationship to the next level. Will you marry me?"

Jill: "Um... I don't think we should see each other anymore."

George's Friend Ronald: "Smooth Move X-lax"
by rus! September 27, 2008
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Disgustingly loose small homeless child living on dead organic matter
Oh my godness, there's an abhorrently lax saprophytic waif in the ditch over there! Somebody call 911!
by Courtney Mc. October 20, 2007
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Bro So Chill Lets Lax

One bro is telling another bro about something that was extremely chill. After this, they begin to lax. For non-laxbros, they can reiterate this action through the phrase Bro So Chill Lets Lax without having to whip out their lax sticks.
Bro 1 - "Bro, I did the chillest thing ever."
Bro 2 - "No way bro! What went down?"
Bro 1 - "So I was fucking this chick when her boyfriend walked in and I was like 'shit.' but then he was like, 'Bro, its chill.' and pulled out some Nattys and joined in."
Bro 2 - "Bro So Chill Lets Lax."

They then proceed to pull out their lax sticks and lax.
by I Dont Lax November 10, 2011
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Pooch laxing

When you are relaxing with your pooch or pet
Pooch laxing on the couch with my pup after a long day.
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Rick Lax

Him
Rick Lax is Him
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lax owned

variation of the words owned, pwned, and lwned. Basically menas to get owned by someone else, esp. in the game of lacrosse.
Get lax owned you noob.

I just lax owned you.
by Lax17 October 06, 2010
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Lax bro

A lacrosse player that devotes his life to the power of lax
That lax bro never puts down his stick!
by Laxbro_32 July 03, 2015
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