smooth move x-lax

What you say to someone when they make an obvious, idiotic, or clumsy mistake.

George: "Hi Jill, I know we've only been dating for 6 weeks, but I feel it's time to take our relationship to the next level. Will you marry me?"

Jill: "Um... I don't think we should see each other anymore."

George's Friend Ronald: "Smooth Move X-lax"

by rus! January 13, 2009

abhorrently lax saprophytic waif

Disgustingly loose small homeless child living on dead organic matter

Oh my godness, there's an abhorrently lax saprophytic waif in the ditch over there! Somebody call 911!

by Courtney Mc. November 6, 2007

Bro So Chill Lets Lax

One bro is telling another bro about something that was extremely chill. After this, they begin to lax. For non-laxbros, they can reiterate this action through the phrase Bro So Chill Lets Lax without having to whip out their lax sticks.

Bro 1 - "Bro, I did the chillest thing ever."
Bro 2 - "No way bro! What went down?"
Bro 1 - "So I was fucking this chick when her boyfriend walked in and I was like 'shit.' but then he was like, 'Bro, its chill.' and pulled out some Nattys and joined in."
Bro 2 - "Bro So Chill Lets Lax."

They then proceed to pull out their lax sticks and lax.

by I Dont Lax November 10, 2011

Division III lax

A Collection of the most important, gritty, physically gifted, and highly intelligent lacrosse players make up Division III lax. Schools such as Cabrini, RIT, Dickinson, Farmingdale state college, messiah university, Transylvania university, tufts, Shenandoah, Ferrum, and Salisbury are just some examples of the random eclectic organizations that make up dIII lax.

If you play D3 lax you’re probably really good.

“Yo I just committed to play Division III lax at SUNY new paltz”

You must be a great scrub!

by LeightonLaxadives7 July 27, 2024

lax

A person who is very relaxed and cool about everything. A person who is lax has the ability to attract woman.

My homie is lax

by laxer the rizzler February 21, 2024

laxative lumber company

A RARE BOI PAJ, NEVER SEEN BEFORE, DERVIEVED FROM THE LATIN WORLD THATCHERINA

you call all of our classmates are part of the laxative lumber company because they are boi pajs

by MS. LISA MAMAMAMMAAMAMAM April 16, 2021

Peruvian Laxative

Eat as much Indian food as possibly, grab someone's ancles until their nose is level with your anus. Proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.

"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"

by dat shit raght dare dun dare September 24, 2011