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TWO BOB KNOCKER

to describe somebody who acts a twat and is wasting your time
an individual who you work with who is no good at their job and is a two bob knocker
by leerob October 20, 2008
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knickerbocker

Someone who acts and looks dorky, but is incredibly sexy.
His personality is a little bit too weird for me, but I can't get over his body... he's a complete knickerbocker!
by Enilrac February 16, 2009
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Door Knocker

While performing vaginal sex in the missionary position, a door knocker is the act of the man's ball sack gently tapping against the woman's butthole during each thrust. A play on the phrase, "he's knocking on the back door." In which a man suggests or non-verbally asks a woman if he can perform anal sex by tapping her butthole with his penis.
I was with Ron last night. He could not leave that door knocker alone!
by rhastings88 April 3, 2009
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Knackered

Very tired
I was very Knackered after have sex with my wife's, sisters dog.
by @snakie4dead on twitch, twitte January 20, 2022
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Used of something or someone unsuited to a given environment, placed there hopefully for well-intended reasons but left defenceless. From a decision by the relevant authorities in Dublin, Ireland in recent years to mount life-size statues of cows in various media and colours in outdoor locations throughout the centre of the city. The cows were soon vandalised, including one dainty little critter with an elaborate design of cut glass that was left, as you do, in one of the less salubrious areas of the city centre and promptly smashed.
She left little Johnny off at school to face the roughest class in the place, like a crystal cow in knackerland.
by Fearman February 10, 2008
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poney knockers

Big boobs, it's generally used by northern ontario residence but it is derived from swedish slang for fake boobs.
She has big poney knockers.
by nappies;lkl;k;lk January 14, 2010
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Bush knocker

someone who has a fetish for excessively hairy vaginas.
tom, you bush knocker go get that chick!
by zazy z December 21, 2010
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