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Kenneth Carlsen

Kenneth Carlsen was a famous tennis player, well known for his big hands and how he could circulate two balls at the same time. A Kenneth Carlsen is the fact of a person being man-handled by his balls.
Don't dare give me another Kenneth Carlsen, my balls are sore.
by Skytten_22 December 20, 2023
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Kenneth Syndrome

Someone who isn't the sharpest tool in the shed
This guy dumb ass hell, he got Kenneth syndrome
by Danistegen January 2, 2024
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Kenneth Lamar Noid

Kendrick Lamar's paraNOID schizophrenic and bipolar alter-ego who crashed out on The Noid by Domino's in 1989 citing him believing that Domino's Pizza was targeting him resulting in the shut down of the mascot. He was so mentally damaged that the court adjourned him citing that he literally had no clue wtf he was doing cuz he was so mentally gone.
Good Kid m.A.A.d City makes me feel like Kenneth Lamar Noid.
by pseudoepherdine consumer November 21, 2024
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Kenneth Tan Yi Rui

Kenneth Tan Yi Rui is a very cute and talented person as Kenneth Tan Yi Rui likes mario and alot and cartoon
by Caleb chew April 16, 2024
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Hot Kenneth

The act of defecating on a plastic male doll. It is usually done by a male on a male doll.
Guy #1: Oh my god!! Someone shit on my sisters toys!
Guy #2: Get with the program nerd! I gave them toys a Hot Kenneth!
by thesituation89 January 19, 2010
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John Kenneth

John Kenneth has a good heart. He stands for what he knows to be true. Also the best and most perfect guy anyone could ever meet. He's handsome, amazing, sweet, and everything a girl is looking for. John Kenneth is a guy you can always trust, no matter what.

But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, giving him a hard time to trust and love again. And when he has his girl don't even dare to touch her 'cause his anger was uncontrollable and you'll deeply regret it. He can be an angel and a demon at the same time. He can lift you so high and definitely can burry you so deep.~_~
by His April love June 9, 2021
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

The name Brian Fantana gave to his right testicle in the movie Anchorman.
"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
by alteredaxons September 29, 2006
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