Justin Bieber is a shitty 16 year old pop musician from Canada. He is the next big thing amongst moronic 12 year old sluts all around the world. he is a talentless mongoloid that spews the same shit on the radio that's been playing for the last 10 fucking years. Of course, no shitty musician is complete without some high-pitched girly vocals, unoriginal computerized music, cliche love-struck lyrics and a wannabe hardcore attitude. Justin Bieber of course possesses all those "qualities" in his music...if there is any quality in it to begin with. To quote the Angry Video Game Nerd: "If your ears could puke, they would."
by Marco K. May 29, 2010
Best 16 year old singer in the world. People hate him because they're jealous and the can't be as talented and good looking as him. Canada should be so proud that such a talented young man came out of their country. His music is legit.
by skylerstruntz September 22, 2010
A faggot who is only liked by annoying little shits on PS3 and Xbox Live who constantly go on about his songs which lyrics contain secret brainwashing messages that will make any normal person want to stab themselves repeatedly and swear to kill Bieber with a screwdriver. And people think this is music! 50 cent, Eminem, Dr. Dre - thats music not Justin Bieber pussy pop!
Justin Bieber: "baby baby baby ohh!"
Guy watchin TV: WTF is this!?
JB: "one love, one love"
GWTV: urge to commit homocide growing... AAAAARRRHHHH!
Guy watchin TV: WTF is this!?
JB: "one love, one love"
GWTV: urge to commit homocide growing... AAAAARRRHHHH!
by Evil Monkey... With Benefits June 07, 2010
1) A massive douchbag that has looks (in the opinion of his ignorant fans) which makes him be worshipped even though s/he has absolutely no talent.
2) A 16 years old Canadian asshole (even though he is known by his fans as a "hot talented singer that has nice hair") which is actually a 50 years old rapist.
3) Deadly lung disease.
2) A 16 years old Canadian asshole (even though he is known by his fans as a "hot talented singer that has nice hair") which is actually a 50 years old rapist.
3) Deadly lung disease.
1)
Guy one: that douch! He's such a justin bieber!
Guy two: Yeah.
2)
Justin Bieber fan: That was the best sawng EVAR!!!! It has everything - the word baby and that "oooowowoooowow"
Guy that has a brain and any taste at music: No, in fact, Justin Bieber is a fag and he should be eradicated from this world. Or at least hit puberty.
3)
Doctor: I'm sorry, you're infected with the Justin Bieber virus and you have only a month to live.
Infected guy : :O
Infected guy's family : :o
Guy one: that douch! He's such a justin bieber!
Guy two: Yeah.
2)
Justin Bieber fan: That was the best sawng EVAR!!!! It has everything - the word baby and that "oooowowoooowow"
Guy that has a brain and any taste at music: No, in fact, Justin Bieber is a fag and he should be eradicated from this world. Or at least hit puberty.
3)
Doctor: I'm sorry, you're infected with the Justin Bieber virus and you have only a month to live.
Infected guy : :O
Infected guy's family : :o
by Someone That Understands it December 29, 2010
by Cummy worm December 21, 2010
The most hottest 16 year old boy in the world he's talented, good lookin, and can dance he's a triple threat
JB hater: justin bieber is gay
Me(jb fan): shut the fuck up!
Hater: NO!
Me:*pushes in front of train and laughs while watching the hater get hit by the train* :)
Me(jb fan): shut the fuck up!
Hater: NO!
Me:*pushes in front of train and laughs while watching the hater get hit by the train* :)
by meimeimay October 27, 2010
The most talented teenager on the planet!. loved by lots of girls. Sounds like a GUY!. sings about the best thing in the world LOVE<3 he is also one of the hottest guys on earth. have many fans. Mega fans are called biebettes, and beliebers:)
Girl: omg have u heard of justin bieber
Girl 2: yea he is totally hot
Me: im going to marry him one day<3
Girl 2: yea he is totally hot
Me: im going to marry him one day<3
by Belieber#1 November 07, 2010