Jonah

A Fucking Gay man who is attracted to gay teachers.

That kid just Jonahed Mr. Elbeasy

by Jacob trevis May 21, 2019

Jonah

He may seem like the most perfect, hot and charming guy ever. In reality, he doesn't give a shit and will break your heart continuously and refuse to stop. STOP LOOKING AT THOSE CUTE DEFINITIONS

Also like his name starts with J what did u expect...

"Hey girl I just got rejected?"
"Jonah again?"
"Yeah he's a dick..."

by Thot Reality ;) November 17, 2019

joirah

A beautiful girl who is intelligent and has a lot going for her self. She is loyal and she takes no shit

I need a joirah

by joirah October 17, 2015

jonrad

1.When Santa's butt itches while he is burping up gingerbread cookie leftovers from last night.

2.A cabinet somehow magically farting pixie dust and moldy cheese residue out of it's eyeballs.

1."Looks like Santa Claus had another JONRAD early in the morning again."
2.
"My body still smells after the cabinet just happened to JONRAD me when I grabbed the Peanut butter."

by Cyborgamer 67 April 21, 2016

jondahl

He is very strong! He is the END-God! He has one of the biggest Dick!

Jondahl beat all people!

by GamixHD January 4, 2017

jonah perez

Jonah Perez Is a person who you can hang with and laugh. He doesn't like to be messed with. He always has a smile on his face and has the nicest hair.

Man I wish I can be a Jonah Perez

by J.perez_24 July 18, 2017

jonah pridman

A wart on your dick that only happens when you dick is smaller than 3 inches

Man I've got a Jonah pridman I've gotta go see the doctor

by Noah budaii October 12, 2017