Joey

1. A very unkind man
2. Normally tall

3. Gets very mad easily/ Will sometimes be named a drama queen
4. Just plain mean

Did you hear? He just TOLD her she was ugly.

Wow what a Joey!

by qwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjk January 1, 2012

joey

a term for a dis-abled person.. taken from the british t.v program 'spaced'

'Get off me u joey!'

by Ben Dover6000 January 7, 2008

Joey

A really ugly, chubby kid. Dates ugly girls and never gets anywhere with them. Is usually obsessed with video game and does nothing but sit around and play them.

Man everyone hates Joey, all he does is play video games!

by George13245 December 5, 2010

Joey

A Joey is a young man that is about to turn 30 years old but is still staying with mom and dad, whom does not have the capacity in his mind to think for himself and lacks any free thought at all and thinks that every woman he meets must marry him.

Jason: Wassup man did you hook up with that chick at the bar on Friday night.

Young man: no bruh I took her back to my place but she wouldn't do anything while my parents were there and she said she doesn't wanna marry me.

Jason: You're such a fucking Joey!

by Freewillmason November 7, 2018

Joey

Joey is very confusing. He will act all flirty and have fun with you one second and the next he acts like he doesn’t know you. He has a dreamy deep stare and perfect skin. He clearly has some issues, but you don’t mind them because he makes you fall for him over and over again.

“You’re going for that Joey again?”

“How could I not!?!? He’s gorgeous!”

by Yesssssssssssssssir June 4, 2019

Joey

Joey is the type of guy you want to be friends with or more then friends because he will also be there for you when it's important. He will also give you really sweet compliments when you aren't sure of yourself. He is also a hilarious guy and will always make you laugh even if it is just because of his stupidity he will still make you laugh. He also is not a morning person at all he gets kinda grumpy but it's cute. You never want to lose a Joey because he is smart, kind, an amazing person and a big goofball.

Person: Haha I just tried to wake Joey up

Person: that was a good joke Joey

by PieteoMarvel April 14, 2019

Joey

A dumbass nigga that no one likes

Ewwwwwww JOEY

by Trix is so kool October 7, 2019