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Jingle Whip

An uppercut to the genitals delivered by a swinging sock full of quarters.
You better behave this Christmas son, or else, I’m gettin’ the Jingle Whip.”
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Jingle Wank

Any type of boring repetitive music mainly played in shops, shopping malls and lifts. Jingle Wank can be found in any music genre but is primarily all jazz.
Let's all go to Ronnie Scott's on Saturday night, I hear there's a jazz extravaganza, I do love a bit of jingle wank.
by Corva March 9, 2019
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