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Jen

Jen / Jenifer - but not Jenni or Jenny - that’s not my name!

She came from a land down under.

She became our uptown girl, and she’s so demanding. She loves her D-A-T-A, she’s a flamin’ galah!

She’s got so many shoes you’d think she was a centipede, and even then there’s probably more shoes than what she’d need.

She hardly ever gets distracted, squirrel!

She’s Gigi’s Mum,

She’s really fun,
Likes her wine,

And likes a whine.

Jen loved being surrounded by her Bush but her husband was not too keen.
Now she shows it off in the Garden for all those to admire around her.

She makes a good study buddy but most of the time the talk goes off track.

But it is very therapeutic to have a chat with her. #squirrel

Hard to keep up with.

Underrated in what she can be.
An unexpected friend that will be missed.
Be more Jen, say goodbye with a glass of red.
by Fancyphanicpants July 13, 2022
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Jens

holy shit it is huge. Its just like jens
by Yolodopeshit November 23, 2021
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Jens

Jens is an interesting person, he whatches hentai at 3 am and throws up in the bathroom. his rizz game is on top however, but he can't get the good chicks. He is exstremly smart, but his looks arent the best.
Person 1: Where is jens today?
Person 2: He is probably sick after whatching hentai and throwing up.
by Prohentygamer65 November 29, 2023
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Jens

Jens, the sort of guy to see a random number and find a random ass fact about it.
Jens, banned the guy from his drop game.
by Thicc Daddy Thanks June 29, 2018
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jen

love to treat people,loves positivity,either loyal or cheat all the time,treat woman nicely,think to much about the future,loves to talk,very cool,
hate talking behind
i hope you're jen
by arandomtapailover March 3, 2023
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Jens

Jens has a small Penis and has the biggest sete of balls on any Human ever. People with the name Maja likes Jens
You have a huge Jens
by Nicknicknick333 November 24, 2021
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Jens

An indestructable chain, made by the dwarfs from such things as the scream of a fish and the step of the fox to bind the Fenris wolf and prevent Ragnarök. Didn't work out.

Also the first name of especially handsome and intelligent people.
by jimslade November 25, 2021
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