Jangus

Jangus refers to something that is fucked up, broken, or wrong. Derivative of Janky. Jangus an be used to describe something that is ugly, such as a person, or broken, such as an electronic device.

wow, her face is jangus.

fuck, my phone is being jangus.

by nauidiver January 26, 2010

Janis's Law

A combination of both Murphy's Law and Megan's Law, this is the theory that anything that can possibly go wrong in the course of a sexual relationship with a minor (or person significantly younger), will.

Not once taking Janis's Law into consideration, the cougar never learned her lesson despite having been chased down by angry parents wielding sawed-off shotguns on multiple occasions.

by k-rex October 2, 2007

jan0s

an internet legend, a man of great skill and wisdom, and good with the ladies

I wonna touch Jan0s' hiny

by Zoltan January 28, 2004

Janessa

they don't exist

Janessa doesn't exist

by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020

Janos

Janos is shortened from Jah Knows which means god knows. Used by youngsters and the like.

Mike - "Yo what time is the bus blud"
Daniel - "janos"

by -Finch- November 7, 2008

Janisha

Usually has glasses, usually a girl with a disgusting unibrow, who is usually tall, she enjoys studying and likes to be the smartest kid. She will always be loyal . Janisha usually enjoys watching nickelodeon shows but she does have beautiful abs and hot eyes.

JANISHA COME DOWNSTAIRS

by Go joe jonas April 16, 2020

janis

a name you call a friend named alyssa

me:”hay janis”
alyssa:”hey”

by crazyjaniscrazyjanice February 18, 2019