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Jake

Most the time a fake cowboy that wouldn't know how to ride a horse if his life depended on it
Guy 1: check out that guy over there he's such a Jake
Guy 2: I heard he has a hard time telling the difference from donkey and mule
by Cuntisswapis January 30, 2018
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Jake

(adj) to simultaneously be incredibly kind hearted, witty, and pure. If a person jakes, the people around them will be immediately drawn in and attracted. This is partially because the act of jaking itself makes someone into an immediately gorgeous person with an incredible personality. Jaking is very rare to see, so if you ever happen to witness it, you would be wise to document the experience, as you may only be able to see it once in you ur lifetime.
I swear that, if I'm mucky enough, I'll get to marry that guy who jaked in the quad last week.
by Jack Jackerson Jockery Joe October 3, 2018
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Jake

Jake is a very funny guy . He will get all the ladies with his looks. He will also try eating your mothers Vagina . He likes to shit on the floor and he also drinks his own PISS and he will do anything for his girlfriend. He likes going out and killing birds with a BB gun . Jake eats meth for breakfast,dinner and tea
"Did you hear Jake ate his GF's moms Vagina the other day"
by Ginger jade wishwhwowhwn November 23, 2019
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Jake

jake has a big pp
by sexyballs69420 March 25, 2021
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Jake

That free character that you get in subway surfers, no one likes him except for Yutani and subway surfer tiktok has decided to cancel him
Person 1: bruh this Jake guy is annoying af
#canceljake2020
by Suckurmummmmmmmm July 22, 2020
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Jake

he's such a jake!
by lilbreadx October 25, 2019
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Jake

Jake is a very athletic, kind and attractive person. He is somebody you want to get with and if you let go you will regret it for the rest of your life. But, if you mess with Jakes friends or family he will be the first one to stand up and beat your ass. You want a Jake type in your life
-If you disrespect jake or his friends/family your in trouble

- Jake is compared to a gem
by FAP trib daddddddddy June 29, 2019
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