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by Brendon urie fan June 15, 2017
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issues hog

That one person who will claim they have every type of issue, making many conversations only about themselves without leaving room for others pain, emotions, thoughts and feelings. You might say one thing about (for example) your suffering depression, and you will be trapped in a 20 minute conversation with them about their battles and opinion on every mental health issue imaginable. Issues hogs will have very little consideration for you, can never offer a listening ear, only their own self absorbed anecdotes, due their narcissism and inflated sense of self.
Linda is such an issues hog- when I came to her for support when my mother died, all she did was moan about her own experiences when her mother passed away.
by gettingignorant June 20, 2021
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Clit issues

Used by males to define a situation of "girl troubles". The afore stated situation commonly involving a bitch.
Dude, I'm having clit issues.
by Roan Schrift June 16, 2011
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proximity issues

A latent fear of developing close and meaningful relationships. An aversion to situations that could develop into a close or loving friendship. A propensity to sabotage opportunities for falling in love and trusting another.
My friend fell in love with a lady; unfortunately, it was unrequited because she had serious proximity issues.
by landbaby1 November 1, 2013
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stepdad issues

When you hate something as much as you would hate your stepdad
"Dude, I got stepdad issues with the media." "Yeah I hate it too"
by YoureDumbCantYouSee August 6, 2015
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more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy suckers.
Nigel has more issues than tissues
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
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more issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy drainers. P
"X" argh they have more issues than tissues
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
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