Eat the sheets

When your so hyped to go to bed that you get a running start and slide into the covers.

Me: Hey man I'm gonna go eat the sheets
Friend: alright night homie
Me: *Sound of a full grown man sliding into blankets*

by Heimz Doofenshmirtz October 31, 2018

Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.

Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off

by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015

deep in the sheets

The act of being more than 3 sheets to the wind drunk

Every time Gary Cooper comes back from lunch he is deep in the sheets :)

by MoneyQueen October 17, 2017

salty sheet

When you’ve finished yanking your wank for the night and don’t want to grab tissues

Francis: hey buddy why are your sheets so crusty?

Rodger: ehh, I usually just do the salty sheet before bed

by Slick silly December 8, 2017

Shatter Sheet

A bed sheet that has been ejaculated on soo much that dropping it will shatter it.

Went it to my son's room and found his shatter sheet, now I need a broom.

by F_Turnip October 26, 2022

dog in the sheets

Someone who is rather good and or aggressive and plesing during intercourse

He was an angle in the streets but a dog in the sheets

by Johnson and Kim October 9, 2017

Shed-sheet

Code name for the accounting documents that reflect a companies plan to reduce costs by cutting headcount / lay-offs. Refers to "shedding" employees. These are usually very guarded documents.

You know that Tony has Shed-sheets saved on the network drive but they are password protected.

by Paul August 23, 2004