Alaskan Pipeline

An unusual, and somewhat taboo way of making a dildo.
You shit in a cardboard box and put the shit in the freezer, and then use the shit as a dildo.
Typically used in bizarre versions of porn.

"Tom, why the fuck is there a cardboard box full of shit in the freezer?!"
"I'm making a couple of Alaskan Pipelines"

by Specialist12 May 30, 2024

alaskan pipeline

When a person takes a shit, freezes it, and then used the frozen fecal matter as a dildo

Man, that Alaskan pipeline was off the chain..

by Wrekt December 28, 2024

Alaskan Pipeline

Alaskan Pipeline - (performed by 2 men) When 1 man shoves a glass pipe into his Ass. "Inserts" a small pet Hamster and or Gerbil into the tube then backs the other end of the tube into the other mans Ass, while reaching around and stroking eachother while the gerbil runs back and forth. Then when one of the men are about to climax they remove the tube and feed it to the gerbil.

Alaskan Pipeline - Dude I could totally go for an Alaskan Pipe line right now!

by Sweatfinger February 20, 2018

Alaskan pipeline

The act of defecating in a condom freezing pulling out when frozen and fornicating someone w it

I performed an Alaskan pipeline on my girlfriend

by April 30, 2022

Alaskan Pipeline

When a person poops in a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

Melvin: "Hey luke, I have something special for you!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"

by Eco Afela July 08, 2023

Alaskan Pipeline

The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it until solid, and using it as a dildo.

Kobe gave himself an Alaskan pipeline last night.

by Gusty_Aeroplane July 30, 2023

Alaskan pipeline

The act of freezing your poop and then using it as a butt plug on your partner

It got hot and steamy in the bedroom so we decided to cool it off with an Alaskan pipeline

by Stanky panky January 23, 2019