Colander of Silence

Colander of Silence: a semi-protected zone where secrets are temporarily kept.

"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"

by DK0713 July 13, 2012

Silence her lamb

When you want to get some from the old ladie and she says she is going to have a shower. So you wait outside the bathroom while she is showering so she can't hear Jerking off and when she opens the door she gets a load.

The old ladie was being a bitch the other day so I had to silence her lamb

by Tizang March 26, 2021

The Silence Estrous Gator

A dick that's 6.85 inches. With a diameter of 2.17 inches. It's ability is about 35% and it's shaft curve is 21 degrees. While the shaft angle is -16 degrees. The glans angle is -8 degrees. Shaft expansion rate is 96% and Glans expansion rate is 100%. This dick is good. Average size, but still good overall. A really hot guy probably has a dick like this. Or not, who knows? Not me.

"That guy's got the silence estrous gator in his pants, I swear!"

by socalledintellectual January 31, 2024

Fart Silencer

The technical name for a thong.

I ate a lot of beans last night, but I should be okay at work today. I'm wearing a fart silencer.

by elliot_ June 25, 2024

The Silence Estrous Gator

A dick that's 6.85 inches. With a diameter of 2.17 inches. It's ability is about 35% and it's shaft curve is 21 degrees. While the shaft angle is -16 degrees. The glans angle is -8 degrees. Shaft expansion rate is 96% and Glans expansion rate is 100%. This dick is good. Average size, but still good overall. A really hot guy probably has a dick like this. Or not, who knows? Not me.

"That guy's got the silence estrous gator in his pants, I swear!"

by socalledintellectual January 31, 2024

Silence battle

A battle of silence, if one forgets, they lose

P1 : Let's do a silence battle
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
P2 : ...
P1 : ...
*4 minutes later*
P1 : You forgot, i win

by wwwll January 2, 2020

Were you silent or were you silenced

Question people ask that either try to make a point, have an hiden agenda or truly trying to help you out.

Should be used in therapy sections.

Person one: Were you silent or were you silenced?
Person two: Silent, I will never let somebody tell to be me silence about who I am... they don't have the right or authority. Especially if all their intentions are to cause harm.
Person one: I hope the best for you.
Person two: Thx

by ONLY TRUTH TELLER August 9, 2025