dutch boy

A male who with a lot of lesbian friends.

See also dyke, fag hag.

John, being a well known dutch boy, doesn't get the harsh treatment most other men get at that dyke bar.

by Eli the Bearded December 09, 2003

dutch rub

to rub your knuckles across the top of someones head whilst holding their head under your other arm

action not a phrase

by pitbulluk November 30, 2003

Dutch Butter

Its very similar to a dutch rudder but instead of taking someones arm to jerk someone off you are talking the persons hand to wipe there own ass.

Hey Zach, dude you better get in there and Dutch Butter Erin because shes just passed out on the toilet.

by Kris.P.Bacon February 17, 2011

Dutch Creeper

A couple minutes before you take a big shit, you fart in your pants. When you pull them down, you get a big waft of that fermented fart.

Tim- "Did you hear that Dean dutch creeper'd himself last night?"
Brock- "Yeah, you gotta feel bad for him, that sucks."

by Insert Immature Name Here September 04, 2009

Dutch Crusader

The name given to a man who has had Anal sex with at least five Blond/Bimbo-ish girls who are ranked above a 7 on the hotness scale. Said man is then dubbed a Dutch crusader for his valiant crusade of the Netherlands.

Cody Truly knows how to attract women but he is no where near Jake who recently earned his title of Dutch Crusader.

by C.gayvit December 01, 2011

von dutch

Could quite possibly be the greatest pinstriper ever. A tortured artist like myself, but raped by the mass media in a frenzy to wear clothing with his name on it when they really have no idea who he is, or how much he was against the mainstream.

dick: Hey I'm wearing Von Dutch cause I wanna be cool.

smart guy: Uhhh do you even know who Von Dutch was?

dick: Von Dutch isn't a person! It's clothing, Idiot!

smart guy: I'll be layin' ya down real quite like.*blows dick away with a shotgun*

by JT Money March 07, 2005

Dutch Blumpkin

This variation on the blumpkin is a blowjob on the toilet that includes the addition of a nearby blanket, trapping the sweet aroma much like the classic Dutch Oven.

The only way he'd take her back is if she'd give him a Dutch Blumpkin.

by Sootikin December 05, 2008