Australia, once a huge prison, is not as good as everyone makes it out to seem, hardly any natives and a shit tonne of South Africans. They take the piss out of NZ which is very unfair. Their accent sounds like Mosquitos fucking. I have been on holiday to Australia numerous times and the landscapes are either all sand or ugly skyscrapers. my cousins friend nearly got abducted at the local park. Very unsocialable people. Unkind souls.
Day in Australia:
Tourist: hey can you please show me the way to Melbourne?
Aussie: do oy look lyk a fickin map mayte
Tourist: hey can you please show me the way to Melbourne?
Aussie: do oy look lyk a fickin map mayte
by Cate106 April 12, 2014
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by Charles schwab November 14, 2018
Get the Australia mug.A fictional land of mysteries, where people go without their daily lives, just like us, but upsideown. Crime is thought to be quite popular here. This is not so supprising as all you have to do to kill someone in Australia is destroy their "ground harness", a harness attached to, you guessed it, the ground. Since people are upsideown, all you would need to do is destroy their harness and they would launch into space, with no trace left of them. Luckily this place is not real so nobody has to deal with this, but even so, it is a tale.
by WhiteWolf46 November 3, 2018
Get the Australia mug.A country full of hard yakka and no one but bludgers in charge of it, doing nothing but cooking chooks on the barbie.
This pretty much means blokes have nothing but blowies between their ears and are as busy as a cat burying shit.
This pretty much means blokes have nothing but blowies between their ears and are as busy as a cat burying shit.
Person 1: Got yakka mate?
Person 2: Yeah but bloke next door keeps doing the aussie salute as much as a chook lays eggs.
Person 1: No excuse to throw the barbie the the billabong mate.
Person 3:*whispers to Person 1* Think he's got blowies up the clacker.
Person 1:*whispers to Person 3* Wouldn't blame him, we're in Australia after all.
Person 2: Yeah but bloke next door keeps doing the aussie salute as much as a chook lays eggs.
Person 1: No excuse to throw the barbie the the billabong mate.
Person 3:*whispers to Person 1* Think he's got blowies up the clacker.
Person 1:*whispers to Person 3* Wouldn't blame him, we're in Australia after all.
by greatdane130065 August 28, 2017
Get the Australia mug.Supposedly a country. In reality, australia does not exist. Nobody has ever met anybody from australia. It is a vast government conspiracy. If you think you are driving through australia, you are really unconscious in a secret government facility where scientists are implanting false memory engrams into your mind. People are implanted into societies to make you believe that this country is real.
Person 1: I used to live in Australia, you know. Pretty cool place.
Person 2: Begone, THOT! I know what your'e up to!
Person 2: Begone, THOT! I know what your'e up to!
by 666_ October 4, 2018
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Carl: hey Jim, you ever think about how Urban Dictionary is really going downhill? I mean, all you see nowadays is people making up words about their friends or some nasty sexual act
Jim: lmao no but i do think of the Australia alot
Jim: lmao no but i do think of the Australia alot
by dumb_cunt_with_aids May 28, 2018
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