Torquay (pronounced SHIT-PLACE-TO-LIVE) is a miserable "town" in the Southwest of Victoria, Australia. It is located off the Great Ocean Road, a horrid excuse of modern coastal infrastructure that will inflict severe nausea upon anyone unfortunate enough to drive it's endless winding length. Torquay barely qualifies as a beach town, just barely bordering the cold and icy Tasman Sea. Though many of Southern Victoria's towns are backwards, such as Lorne, Torquay may be the worst the state has to offer. The weather is absolutely fucking wretched, being windy, freezing and completely vile on even the hottest of Australian summer days. The "community" if you can call it that, is made up of bogans who have evolved to endure the horrors of Torquay, as they have been here for millions of years, actually first evolving from the Torquaytherium, an amphibian which endured the cold and reached the coast despite being completely incompetent. Because of this, the "people" of Torquay are actually not related to people at all, and are closer genetically to salamanders. The sky in Torquay specifically is perpetually grey, no matter the weather. It is the only place in Australia where Geelong is considered an improvement.
by Tharassablastid January 10, 2023
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
A nickname for New Zealand, a country to the east of Australia. These two countries have a similar culture, and the former is smaller.
by childishbeat February 10, 2025
A great amount, spoonfuls, of sweat build up under male genitalia, which is down under, like Australia.
Tom was changing into his uniform and I could smell spoonfuls of Australia from the next stall over!
by Daddytoes February 22, 2016
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
When you are in the middle of eating a clit and you bite it off, thus resulting in a bloody mess, a breakup of even the cops
Carl: hey Jim, you ever think about how Urban Dictionary is really going downhill? I mean, all you see nowadays is people making up words about their friends or some nasty sexual act
Jim: lmao no but i do think of the Australia alot
Jim: lmao no but i do think of the Australia alot
by dumb_cunt_with_aids April 21, 2018
Very hot athletic and cute, wherever he goes women and men flock him. The one and only true definition of a homo
by Max in Australia April 14, 2022