I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

What the fuck did I just watch?

If you're here you probably just watched something really weird and asked yourself: "What the fuck did I just watch?"

example:

Person- is watching some really weird shit ( ex: midsommar)
*shit ends*

Person- what the fuck did I just watch?
*gets scared for life*

by fuckingweirdshit January 4, 2025

i am just.

when some one says this phrase it means they are speechless

person 1: did you know that flies have no eyes, my friend told me that
person 2:i am just....
person1:just what?
person2:JUST.

by arachnophobe May 8, 2018

i just know its brown

opposite of knowing its pink referring to a womans pussy color. knowing its pink is a good thing unlike knowing its brown

Friend 1: She ugly as fuck lookin like dobby ass ho
Friend 2: i just know its brown

by theguyshetoldyounottoworryabou March 20, 2023

I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.

Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!

by TatisJunior August 17, 2022

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

i just

you just

person1: woah howd you do that
person2: so technically i just

by fox/mercedes November 2, 2023