Someone who tells you abstract thought is free thought, then tells you how to think abstract (theoretical, draw a red circle and a yellow square). Someone who tries to show you how to live, but tells you to live freely.
The good life the girl wanted to take them on a tour of was overrated. Really, she was a hypocrite like everyone else.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019

Someone who expects more of everyone else than they do of themselves, but is still somehow without narcissism.
The hypocrite didnt see anything hypocritical about anything he/she said or did. He/she didnt think that he/she was a hypocrite too.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020

People who call cops on somebody frequently then talk shot about somebody who doesn't seem to know that 911 isn't the only number for the fire department.
The girl thought she had mind blowing information nobody else had about various things, really she was a hypocrite like everyone else.
by Solid Mantis August 29, 2019

by Solid Mantis May 2, 2020

Girl- When I was 6, I made fun of the 12 year old white kids who listened to rap and talked like gangsters, then I started wearing my hat backwards, listening to rap, and talking like a gangster. I didn't see that coming, I thought I'd never be a hypocrite like the older people I tried to make fun of.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

OMG Ellie broke up with her boyfriend because of Amy she said he wasn't trust worthy and wasn't even good looking. When they broke up Amy got with him she's such a hypocrite
by jacksonnnnnnnnnn March 11, 2019
