Hyper-Umbrellism

pounced (Hi-pur-umb-rel-is-um)
The dishonest practice of placing distinct and and important terms into the same definition to support ones argument, whether it be medical, political, or any other terms that are distinct but forced into the same definition for someone's dishonest argument
"Hey chud, don't you know TRT is gender affirming care?"
"That's Hyper-Umbrellism, I take TRT because I can't produce it anymore due to an injury, not to affirm my gender"
by Robert_Jenkin July 22, 2025
Get the Hyper-Umbrellism mug.

Hyper-rectalcranialitus

A fancy term for constantly having your head up your ass.

Used to describe certain groups of people who dial 911 for no reason with a BS medical complaint.
Patient: "Hello,911? Yes I think I'm having a stroke, I think I've had it for a month!"

EMT: "No sir, you have Hyper-rectalcranialitus. It's a pretty severe condition that you may need to get looked at. For removal of the cranium from rectum, it may require surgery."

YO HEADS UP YO ASS.
by Cletus Filibuster September 06, 2016
Get the Hyper-rectalcranialitus mug.

Hyper-nut

When you but so fast a kid comes out.
I wouldn't have six kids if it weren't for hyper-nut
by Bubblestheharemking January 28, 2018
Get the Hyper-nut mug.

hyper

thinks I smells like lavender ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰, lies to cumflakes, i s wired
hyper pop yoo jn mg eats
by reilovesalexturner June 12, 2021
Get the hyper mug.

hyper

a great person that has a rare server vanity
hyper is an ok moment
by ok moment June 27, 2021
Get the hyper mug.

Hyper farming

Mass production of individual resources by group of individuals to benefit the whole of the group
I use hyper farming so I don't get tile hit
by GOB5855 June 15, 2016
Get the Hyper farming mug.

Lean Mass Hyper-Responder

The term "lean mass hyper-responder" was coined by software engineer David Feldman on July 3, 2017 while posting in his low-carb diet blog: "Cholesterol Code." The blog post called "Are you a Lean Mass Hyper-responder?" quickly circulated through the low-carb community.

As background, the original term "hyper-responder" was already used by dietary professionals for years prior to Feldman's blog post. And in dietary literature, a "hyper-responder" is someone who adopts a low-carb diet, then experiences dramatic cholesterol elevation. So when Feldman wrote his 2017 blog article, he co-opted "hyper-responder," and crafted his new term "lean mass hyper-responder" to describe what he believes is a metabolically unique sub-set of all hyper-responders. Specifically, some hyper-responders begin a low-carb diet while already in possession of a very lean body mass. And yet in spite of this, they still --quite counter-intuitively-- respond with extreme cholesterol elevation. Additionally, these subjects experience a marked decrease in triglycerides, while exhibiting excellent metabolic health. The entire phenomenon defied a long-standing metabolic theory called "The Lipid Energy Model," presenting a scientific conundrum for Feldman.

Feldman believed that all this was a significant observation worth exploring. And his efforts eventually led to a 2023 research project called "The Lean Mass Hyper-Responder Study" led by Dr. Matthew Budoff and Dr. Nicholas Norwitz at Lundquist, UCLA.
IN A SENTENCE: "Steve has always been a tall, skinny, beanpole of a guy. And then when he went on the carnivore diet, he was still skinny, but his cholesterol went through the roof. His doc said that overall he's pretty healthy, so he might just be a lean mass hyper-responder."
by Innocent Byproduct December 13, 2023
Get the Lean Mass Hyper-Responder mug.