Southwestern slang for a police van, a hold van is usually white with green and blue fluorescent patches.
by lilmates May 15, 2023
by Jeudee April 17, 2016
by A mofokur June 10, 2020
The act of holding onto the front of a toilet bowl, with ONE hand, while shitting your brains out. This tactic is used to prevent any air time that may result from a massive bowel movement. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with the two handed tactic, The Kansas Grasp.
Dude #1: "Dude! I shot myself of the F**KING toilet after releasing a massive Exodus."
Dude #2: "Bro, Next time try The Ohio Hold On"
Dude #2: "Bro, Next time try The Ohio Hold On"
by Dirty Flirty Dave March 09, 2019
Usually a common typo for the often used term, Hell Hole. This term of course which means; a place of horrific and agonizing terror.
The nearly identical term, Hell Hold, also retains a nearly identical definition. However, unlike the more commonly used term, Hell Hole, the term Hell Hold is more accurately and fully pronounced in its use of virtually the same meaning.
The component term, “Hold” implies an inescapable death grip of permanence in the place where one endures horrific and agonizing terror through ever-lasting torment.
This more versatile and formally pronounced form of the same phrase is sure to never be noticed as a deviation from it’s secular counterpart, Hell Hole. Also, the point will come across as a more impactful statement knowing that it can be said louder and more confidently as it is a more accurate and meaningful statement.
The nearly identical term, Hell Hold, also retains a nearly identical definition. However, unlike the more commonly used term, Hell Hole, the term Hell Hold is more accurately and fully pronounced in its use of virtually the same meaning.
The component term, “Hold” implies an inescapable death grip of permanence in the place where one endures horrific and agonizing terror through ever-lasting torment.
This more versatile and formally pronounced form of the same phrase is sure to never be noticed as a deviation from it’s secular counterpart, Hell Hole. Also, the point will come across as a more impactful statement knowing that it can be said louder and more confidently as it is a more accurate and meaningful statement.
Example 1
Person A: Are you ready to go back to work yet?
Person B: Hell no, I ain’t ready to go back to that Hell Hold!!!!!!
Example 2
Person A: So how was Jury Duty today? I saw that it lasted like 12 hours....
Person B: Yeah, it was a split jury, so they kept me at that Hell Hold all day until they finally unlocked the doors for us at 6pm.
Person A: Are you ready to go back to work yet?
Person B: Hell no, I ain’t ready to go back to that Hell Hold!!!!!!
Example 2
Person A: So how was Jury Duty today? I saw that it lasted like 12 hours....
Person B: Yeah, it was a split jury, so they kept me at that Hell Hold all day until they finally unlocked the doors for us at 6pm.
by Larry Berkshire July 02, 2018
To stand by doing nothing while something exciting is happening. Used frequently on Wall Street to denote someone missing out on a winning trade. Literally means holding one’s penis.
by Stonktopus August 18, 2022
by RiSE408 June 15, 2019