doing homework

An inconspicuous manner of telling another that you are leaving to go masturbate.

Hey man, sorry I couldn't go to the strip club with you. I was doing homework.

by ja1ck October 17, 2011

Homework

Homework stands for

Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge

Person 1: What is this Sh*t
Person 2: Homework
Person 3: We don't need it, we do all of it at school

by Hogsbreath101 July 28, 2019

national no homework day

National no homework April Friday the 13th.A day when homework is not needed and people get to relax.

Man school sucks, i can wait fot national no homework day.

by 69__Idk May 25, 2018

Homework Recovery

Homework Recovery; trying to regain time management skills and homework knowledge. Is caused due to long periods of procrastination, seasonal breaks (i.e. Winter/Summer break), and a subject with a significantly decreased amount of homework for a period of time (i.e. reading a novel then switching back to a textbook).

Homework Recovery is incredibly hard to reach and can take up to months. Can also resort in severe lack of knowledge which often leads to failing quizzes/tests. Projects as well suffer from Homework Recovery.

You get your project done?

Oh shit, that's due tomorrow, isn't it?

Yeah. Haven't you hit Homework Recovery yet? It's February.

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Oh man, I'm failing Algebra.

Tell me about it, I bombed 4 tests.

Ugh. I really need to hit Homework Recovery soon.

by Elitexf7 February 21, 2011

dog ate my homework

an excuse that teachers think your funny but when it actually happens you gets yelled at. :(

miss the dog ate my homework. IM NOT LYING PLEASE. NO DONT CALL MY PARENTS. NO MISS I SWEAR.

by Heyy... November 28, 2018

Homework-whore

Someone that will do someone else's homework for food or money.

Dang! She is such a homework-whore! she did all my math homework for just a twinkie!

by Hunter Rob March 28, 2008

what's the homework

the thing that you say or text to your crush when you have no idea how to start a conversation otherwise because you are shy and socially awkward. You really don't actually care what the homework is, you just have no idea how to confront this person otherwise because they don't know that you exist and it would be weird to just start a conversation with a stranger, out of the blue, by just saying hi. This question is usually used towards people named William. Anyone names William should be hot. Or actually Zachary too, but I'll go into more depth about people's name definitions in other definitions so stay tuned and follow me at Instagram adrianabrule

girl: Hey Will what's the homework?
William: There's that algebra paper
girl: oh, I'm struggling with that, can you help me
William: it's kind of hard to tutor over text
girl: that's ok we can just twerk at the library
William: oooh twerking sounds fun
girl: I meant work, but whatever you want
William: do you want to come to my house instead? We can do our work, then have some fun under the covers. my parents aren't home ;)
girl: whatever you say, babe

by i wish my crush liked me back November 20, 2017