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A declaration made regularly by Chad Roberts Of Cold Ones, as a form of retaliation and or the promise thereof, usually out of anger or frustration or in a situation when Chad feels that he has been wronged. It is important to note that the majority of the situations in which Chad says this are situations that he agreed to and he just forgot or wasn't paying attention when the rules were being explained both of which are usually attributed to the fact that chad is heavily intoxicated at the time of filming.
It is also important to note that Chad is most likely saying this as a joke and he doesn't genuinely expect the reddit to actually give a shit however, it is a lot funnier to suspend your disbelief and pretend that chad wholeheartedly believes that the reddit will launch a witch-hunt against the offending party
Max: * Breaks some nerdy shit that chad thinks is cool*
Chad: “why would you do that?!”
Max:* just sits and laughs at the camera *
Chad: “the reddit will hear about this!”
by JonTronShow Official December 8, 2025
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hear it

to relate and agree with whatever is said. the more times it said the stupider u sound. although once u start saying it u can’t stop
stupid neek yr7: skinny jeans are stupid
jobless soho interviewer: i hear it i hear it i hear it i hear it
by lol272636362781 December 23, 2025
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Houma Hearing Aid

When a guy cums in your ear.
The sex was going good until the houma hearing aid, I haven't heard right since. I never heard it cumming
by John tickle December 29, 2025
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He's so good at hearing!

What you say when you see fanart of Rendog with more than 2 ears.
Wow this design of Rendog is cool, he's so good at hearing!
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lalala i cant hear you

the act of telling people you dont want to hear they're bitch ass blabbing so you go "lalala i can't hear you" to show you fucking hate them and want them to really shut up
Nate: Its just math, how the fuck are you fail-
Keith: Lalala i cant hear you
Nate: Fuck you
by uranium eater February 13, 2025
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its from a cool fnf mod i think its called fnf fire in the hole you should try it!
some random person: HEY CHECK THIS LYRICS OUT you: wut the random person:
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf
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What I want to hear about

Really? Cool! That's great fat bald Matt!
Hym "Because what I want to hear about is that school shooting in Texas where the kids 'developed a rare form of schizophrenia.' That's what I would like to hear about. I didn't get a chance to read the news article because I was at the job where I am being recorded and harassed by both managers and coworkers. Because that is what I want to hear about. I want to hear about your kids dying in terror from the exact same thing you're doing to me. That's what I want to hear about! It's my favorite genre! So, I want to know... What of that do you think fat bald Matt? Is the solution to try to punish me for saying I would do the thing that kid did? Or did you think you would not have to intervene there? Do you think you should not have to? Cus I feel like I did MY part. I've dome my fair share of the work. If the world improved it's not going to be because of anything you got going on over there. I want to hear about that psychiatrist. Who diagnosed that kid with schizophrenia? What did that kid say to that therapist? Where is THAT news article?"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2025
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