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gump

Describes a person who is unnecessarily rude, and/or who purposefully gives off an aggressive, pseudo sophisticated tone and speech in a way to come off as having higher authority. Mostly seen in places where that “authority” is over-exaggerated and unnecessarily strict.

(So basically a discord moderator/administrator)
(It is the internet, we don’t care how you talk)
(So don’t be a douchebag while trying to sound posh)
Person 1: “What are the rules of this place again lmfao”
Person 2: “It is obviously in —— , Why must I always deal with these idiots who cannot even comprehend common sense, and see for themselves that there is a channel for something as simple as rules?”
Person 1: “ Stfu gump ass mf why you even bothering talking like that weirdo”

Other example:
Person 1: “Is the server big”
Person 2: “Yeah but cuz of that the moderators n shit are like gumps with sticks up their asses.”
by Thingamajiger August 26, 2024
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Gumping

When someone is not *quite* retarded but they're like just on that line, so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with them.
"Sorry dude, I was too busy gumping Stacy's ass in the freezer."
by GetTKd December 13, 2021
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Gump dungeon

Stick it in your gump dungeon it will be safe there
by Hairy peanutz July 9, 2021
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Gump

by noodlecultist February 29, 2024
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The Forest Gump Theory

How long can your one run a day be during the UK lockdown before you get arrest.
by EXB FOR THE WIN March 24, 2020
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Gumping It

"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it'? So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line. So while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

"Long story short, I fucked her ass in the freezer."
so it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. this is called gumping it.
by Cranky Boots April 17, 2023
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Gump

Mommy Mommy can I get a queen sized Gump?
by Goon Rat March 13, 2020
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