grummy

Describes food so tasty that one growls when eating it.

Maurice the Cat says, "Cat Chow is sooooo grummy!"

by youngtorch May 25, 2007

grumma

Grumma means idiot. Anyone called a Grumma is an idiot.

That boy is such a grumma

by eb19 April 26, 2006

grum

The white pasty dicharge found on the labia of an arroused vagina

after fingering her, my hang was covered in grum

by bucksatan March 25, 2005

grufters

Facial hair adjacent to the ears commonly known as sideburns, believed to have originated from the midlands.

Pull on my grufters, these are the real deal!

by AndrewD April 8, 2004

GrumbleBoat

used to describe either;
a) a male/female with an horrificly ugly face or
b) someone with an angry face similar to a gurn

derived from two seperate cockney rhyming phrases;
1)Grumble=Grumble and Grunt=Cunt
2)Boat=Boat Race=Face
so the translation is clearly cuntface...

'look at the GrumbleBoat on that...she was grim!'

'That dude was livid, he had a proper GrumbleBoat on him'

by grumble-love July 15, 2009

grump 'o' lantern

The act of receiving head while shitting-except instead of shitting in a toilet you shit into a jack 'o' lantern. Most often occurs around Halloween

Dude I ain't gay or nothing, but that 11 year old boy dressed as Frodo just gave me a wicked grump 'o' lantern. Good old Jack now has a shit eating grin-literally. Happy Halloween!

by frodo baggy sack November 7, 2009

Grumble surf

Searching the internet for 'grumble' - grot, indecent images, smut and/or pornography.

N.B. Not to be confused with 'Grumble Serf' - a porn servant, 'cumpanion', or 'rut-monkey'.

"Mam, can you get some tissues when you're at the shops? I fancy a bit of a one-handed grumble surf a bit later. You told me off last time when I didn't wipe down afterwards."

internet pornography masturbation grumble mags self abuse perversion grot-mongering mummy

by Carlos Poco-Caliente July 29, 2010