got a Barnsley

An expression that means 'unexpected semi erection'. To have a Barnsley. Derived from when Barnsley FC unexpectedly beat Chelsea to go through to the Semi finals. Used for when one is aroused by something one would not have previously expected to be aroused by. Also used to describe an erection that has just come from nowhere.

James: Watching Susan Boyle has given me a Barnsley..

Greg: Get up Joel, we gotta get to class..
Joel: Give it a minute, I got a Barnsley

by WordWeasal May 25, 2011

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Got Ahmeded

SOMEONE GETTING BANNED FROM COVERS.COM FOR CLAIMING 4-1 AS A SWEEP....

User "JimC" "Got Ahmeded" from covers.com for claiming his 4-1 wagering record was "a sweep"

by Freestlyin August 31, 2017

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Get it, Got it

An expression one uses, usually when a someone is or tricked/ lied to when it comes to doing something.. or a person who commits fraud or participates in a dishonest tactic, just like that one mf who scammed AECI 2 about having connections with the NFL.

Damn that nigga banduplulu lied about Tobey being in the shop, that Nigga is Get it, Got it

This nigga Hil said he was gonna get on and never did, nigga is Get it, Got it jr.

by Mono Ryan March 5, 2022

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they got a pill for that

A cure

Man I'm going crazy"They got a pill for that cure".

by Coachhessie March 19, 2017

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Got the Spreadsheet

A phase made popular through a fight between husband and wife where the husband detailed all of her rejections and responses to invitations for sex in a spreadsheet. Widely considered a relationship WMD. Related "sending him the spreadsheet", "making up the spreadsheet"

"Hey I heard Felicia and Joe broke up, what happened?"
"She got the spreadsheet man"
"Aww hell"
"Thats what I said"

by Florida RJ July 22, 2014

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