Golf it

an online game played on steam you can play this with your friends or by yourself

wanna play golf it friend?

by HyperVortex March 16, 2021

Grolfe

When getting down and dirty just doesn't cut it, you take it to the next level.

Grolfe me harder!
Urgh, I'm gonna grolfe!
Oh man, I was on RatHub the other day and couldn't stop grolfin'!

by SweatyBallSax October 5, 2021

smashmouth golf

An elite circuit of golfers who embrace the 'three yards and a cloud of dust' mentality on and off the links.

The Smashmouth Golf survival kit includes white castle, a long putter, gold bond, and 100 coors.

by Crooked Face March 12, 2011

Terrible Golfer

A bad golfer. Said person can be a good guy, or a great businessman, but is terrible at golf.

That guy over there, he is a great guy, but a terrible golfer

by Jeffery Hart August 22, 2011

Contra-Golfer

Someone who does not enjoy watching or participate in the sport of golf.

Unlike the rest of his friends Bob is more of a Contra-Golfer

by Dan the man of the moon September 24, 2012

sicilian golf

sicilian golf is an act where the male ejaculates on the females skull. He can score 3 different scores: the rough (the hair), the hole in one (the mouth) and the green (the face)

sorry i missed your call, i was playing a quick round of sicilian golf and i kept hitting the rough.

by johnlovescock October 21, 2013

Shotgun Golf

You go to a golf course with your shotgun. Hide in the bushes until someone hits a golf ball then shoot it. After that run like hell. Golfer's do not find it as amusing as you will halfway through your 2nd six pack.

Hey man you wanna go dick around at the golf course? I got some more shotgun shells.

Dude I love shotgun golf.

by 326435529 September 8, 2014