Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.

"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"

by sexy hexy II March 04, 2023

Global-local

A student that is simultaneously in 2 relationships. Usually one is a long distance relationship (global) and the other is the current one at the educational institute (local).

Rahul is in a global-local relationship.

by PeruBalboa November 23, 2023

AJV Global

Makes visa submission smooth, eases the process, helps prepare error free applications & guides you to success.

AJV Global = Visa Approved.

AJV Global makes education and migration easy.

by AJV Global November 26, 2021

Global Esports

Global Esports is one of the oldest esports orgs in India still standing strong. Conceptualised in a garage in India, they grew their presence across multiple gaming titles like Overwatch, Fortnite, CSGO, Valorant and even represented India internationally at the world stages.

Bro check this out, it's so cool! Oh of-course, it's Global Esports.

by global esports November 25, 2021

globals

testicles

During the fight he got kicked in his globals.

by slydovehand June 17, 2024

GLOBAL

Synonym for Successful. Achieving success with style and elegance on any scale.

GLOBAL is not just a word, but a lifestyle.

Individuals who are GLOBAL tend to feel like they're destined to be successful or can see themselves being successful. GLOBAL is when achieving success becomes a lifestyle.

MS: Yo, F£MY's new song is too lit!!
T: Trust me, he's going GLOBAL for sure!

by thecoziestboi January 27, 2019

Global

To be known widely across a certain area; someone who is known by a lot of people

That's Amanda, she's global

by lauratheexplora February 12, 2019